What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Dr No

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is truer than that which is true?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.