What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:05

-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Live and Let Die
What smell will you never forget?
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper